Here he is - yes it's Wonky!
http://www.merrylegsfalabellas.com/Not%20another%20Pig/ He settled in really well and then it started! - he escapes sometimes 20 times a day - he has no respect for the electric fence at all (mains!) and we have 4 strands now right down to the ground. When he pushes under it he squeaks as he's being shocked but just carries on - its hysterical! - beyond the electric fence is stock fencing (sheep net) and he squirms under that as well - despite numerous boulders holding it down - he can also climb almost vertical walls - up or down!
Bob (our adult pig) gets very upset when Wonky goes but the worst thing is the worry of hunters getting Wonky - so far he hasn't stryed from our land but the hunters have been right through a few times now and I'm sure they would just shoot him!
If I run round and shout at Wonky and beat the ground with a stick and generally sound and look like a mad woman Wonky runs back- up the bank, through the stock fence, under the electric fence .. and stays there for a while - if I have enough energy to keep this up for the whole day then I can be rewarded with a peaceful Wonky for maybe a month.. then for no reason it starts again .
We've even started feeding him more - a huge bowl of pasta for breakfast - hoping it will slow him down, but no - off he goes to run off the carbs.. and they are in a half acre field at the moment - so it can't be because of their environment...
Suggestions - no we're not going to eat him although I know that might just solve the problem and today I do feel like it as hubby has gone off to golf and I did think I would have some peace and quiet - no..... its another Wonky day!